Legions of unemployed, good-for-nothing misfits will soon appear on the tranquil British horizon as all MPs' relatives are set to lose their jobs. It has been reported that the banking system will not be able to absorb them all and some may sadly be forced to sign up for the dole. They are already making provisions for the eventuality: -

Unemployed MP relatives cutting costs
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